{"slip": { "id": 77, "advice": "Mercy is the better part of justice."}}
{"fact":"You check your cats pulse on the inside of the back thigh, where the leg joins to the body. Normal for cats: 110-170 beats per minute.","length":134}
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{"fact":"It has been scientifically proven that owning cats is good for our health and can decrease the occurrence of high blood pressure and other illnesses.","length":149}
{"slip": { "id": 127, "advice": "When hugging, hug with both arms and apply reasonable, affectionate pressure."}}
{"slip": { "id": 75, "advice": "You will always regret the round of Tequila."}}
{"slip": { "id": 207, "advice": "Always seek out advice or opinions when making a decision."}}
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{"fact":"Neutering a cat extends its life span by two or three years.","length":60}
{"slip": { "id": 24, "advice": "When the cistern is filling, the seat is probably still warm."}}
{"slip": { "id": 100, "advice": "Everybody makes mistakes."}}
{"fact":"A cat's jaw has only up and down motion; it does not have any lateral, side to side motion, like dogs and humans.","length":113}
{"fact":"A cat can travel at a top speed of approximately 31 mph (49 km) over a short distance.","length":86}
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Naphthol yellow S is an organic compound that is a dye. It is a derivative of 1-naphthol. At one time it was a popular food colorant but it was delisted in 1959 in the U.S.
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